Thursday, December 27, 2007

Shopping with men

Telling stories about shopping with an adolescent boy. Anything to do with adolescent boys - funny!! Especially to their aunts. How they go into the dressing room and you wait "Hello!!??"frustrated at the entrance, "how's it going in there?", how long does it take to get into the pants for crying out loud? M can go for days with 3 pair. I sit outside and make friends with the other women, waiting too. We commiserate about how freaking slow men are. We grow old together. All this for a pair of pants likely to be pondered and rejected anyway. Her man walks out, oh a grown one. Will M emerge, middle aged? Urgh. They never change, do they? And now he's got "skater's hair", don't even ask.

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